Driving through the city and notice a cat had been knocked down. Cue us two females getting out of the car to help. Various running around, trying to strangle the cat (since learnt you are unable to strangle a cat easily) we finally found the owner. All sat in the car. And a man (this is no joke but really does sound so cliche) came from some where wearing a blue boiler suit carrying a plumber type bag. By this time, we were both sat with the owner (who's in the back of the car) ready to drive to the vets. The aforemention man came up to the side of the open windowed car, and without a word, drew an axe out of his bag. 'Er fuck mate just drive' being my response.

How the fudge axe man knew what was going on...and more to the point...wtf did he intend to do..or is that just a silly question.

Creeped me out for a week. Both trying to strangle the cat and the axe man.
(Oops....did I say that out loud cos I really bloody want to., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:56, 2 replies)

Aww
Once came across a cat on the road that been hit by a car, we thought it was dead until we heard it crying, and even though its innards were hanging out, it purred when we stopped to check on it.
The next vehicle to pass by was an ambulance and they kindly helped scoop up the mangled kitty and took it to the police station where it was deposited into the dog pen, we followed on and hung around until a vet arrived and put it to sleep.
2 days later I saw a lost cat notice and had the sad task to inform the owner what had become of her kitty.
Not at all creepy, no boiler suited axeman, but just plain sad
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 1:57, closed)

Why the Fuck were you trying to strangle the Cat?
wat?
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:44, closed)