Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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Wasn't my fault......she wanted me to have my hand on her thigh. To be honest it was either squeeze or scream my bloody head off and I didn't like to make a speccy of myself. Plus she had told me Brucey Boy was dead just before the start of the damn film (because her sister had ratted it out to her, mnnngh cheers then) so she deserved it in my view. She also didn't do anything but laugh when I got cramp whilst about to spoff one day and almost left me requiring surgery when she rolled me off my bed and landed with her knee just millimetres from my nuts one afternoon.
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