Me
I'm creepy. Or at least, I am a creep. I went to Kapow Comic Con on Saturday. I met the wonderful Stewart Lee. I just wish I'd managed something to say to him more than 'I am such a huge fan, thank you' and 'thank you, I am such a huge fan' and 'you're great, I'm such a huge fane' and 'I just wanted to to say thank you, I am such a huge fan'. I am not sure where he went afterwards, but if you need to find him, just follow my tongue, because I suspect he still hasn't managed to dislodge it from his arse.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:58, 3 replies)

Hahahahahahahaha!
Don't you hate it when that happens?

I carry a camera and ask famous people to pose with me, sticking a thumb up. That way, I keep the inanities to a minimum and they look even more stupid than I do on the photo. Winner.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:06, closed)

Hahahahaha
I met Justin Sullivan once. He nodded at Mrs Vagabond and she went all giggly.

I will never meet a hero again, as it's really crap to put people in such a socially awkward position.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:11, closed)

haha
that happened to me whn i was 17 and i met stuart murdoch from Belle and Sebastian. what a boabie! its making me cringe thinkin about it.
(fifilaqua did a woopsie i the corner on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:08, closed)