Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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That sounds like Mumspeak for "that big hairy geezer who's pounding my little boy's arsehole and calling him sweetie". I imagine.
Hey, hang about, I know what's going on in this story - the eyes move round the room when you go past the painting, don't they? And the dog shivered under the bed until you gave it a massive Scooby-snack? The janitor would have got away with it too, if it hadn't been for you interfering (with) kids...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:14, Reply)
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