I think it's universally accepted
that Marty Pellow is decidedly creepy. I've seen less weasely-looking weasels! And cats are bastards - they all do that. Mine only ever did it when my other half was on night shift and I was home alone.
(Bat-winged-flap-cat, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:49, 1 reply)

I'm pleased/relieved i'm not the only person with the fear of Marty Pellow. When Wet Wet Wet were at number one with that song about arthritis I couldn't go near a telly for ages.
(CarryOnKay, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:59, closed)

I like to change the lyrics to
"when I eat fishfingers I stick them up my nose"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, closed)

I like the thought of that. Singing the different words...not actually putting fishfingers up my nose.
I imagine Marty Pellow would eat fishfingers with his hands and then lick his fingers while maintaining unblinking eye contact with you...Ergh!
(CarryOnKay, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:36, closed)

I suspect you are right
that fucking pervert.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:45, closed)