Dirty joke
I must have been 7 or 8 when I heard what I thought was a very funny joke. So funny that I thought I'd tell my mum, and my dad, and when they told me 'that's not very funny' I thought I'd stand up in class at primary school and tell my teacher and all the pupils.

The joke went like this:
A man goes to a bakery and asks to buy a bum, as he can't say bun. Then he goes to an ironmonger's to buy a fucket, as he can't say bucket. Finally he goes to a watchmakers asking to buy a cock, as he can't say clock. On the way home someone stops him to ask the time. The man says 'Hold my bum and fucket while I get my cock out'.

My teacher wrestled me back to my seat as I got to the bit about the bakery...
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:22, 3 replies)

That takes me back that does.
In my school days, though, the middle bit was that he went to a sweet shop to buy some liquorice, but couldn't say liquorice so he said "lickit."
(Blizzardbeast, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:50, closed)

yup, I remember that
although the last part was that he went to a pet shop for a cocker spaniel, and then told someone to "hold my bum and fucket while i grab my cock-and-scratch-it"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:39, closed)

Are you me?
I did exactly the same thing to my parents when I was a wee 'un; I didnt really get the joke TBH. I remember my Dad trying desparately not to laugh at the filth coming from his angelic Son's mouth.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 7:31, closed)