Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Well I was in the pub....and was rather drunk. I got up and went to go to the toilets. In front of me was a big guy, shaved head, one earring, typical man-swagger going on.
The toilets are downstairs and he was stumbling about all over the place, he got to the bottom and turned left to head into the ladies.
Me following behind him happily chimed out "Ladies!".
Yes, it was a really butch lesbian who turned round and said "Yes I am a Lady" (I could hear the capital letter). Wishing I was a man so I could run into the other toilets I scampered inside squeaking an apology. Sods law she finished at the same time as me so I got to stand next to her whilst washing my hands as well. I hid in the corner of the pub for the rest of the night.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:42,
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Could have been (slightly) worse thoughImagine if you'd then been synchronised with her when it came to needing a pee...
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snee held his breath since, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 8:31,
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To be fairIn that particular pub, the signs on the door are a bit difficult to read when you've had a few...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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They are a bitdifficult to read sober if I can remember correctly!
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