Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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The Blind CoupleBeen lurking for a while, so its about time I posted a story.
There are a blind couple who take the same bus as I do every now and again. Although I dont really talk to them, I always answer when they ask if this is their stop, and they seem like a really nice pair.
So, a few weeks ago, there I was, at the bus stop with the blind couple, and we were both a bit early for the bus. The young lad asked if the bus was usually late on this day, and I replied "I dont know mate, but the bus timetable is over here if you want to look at it"
I nearly died inside. It almost sounds like I was taking the piss. But they seemed to understand it was a mistake... I hope
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:04, 1 reply)
ouchyou just made perrier shoot out my nose, you insensitively-funny bastard. that hurts.
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