Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I hate my guts...And they hate me, the intestiney bastards. At stressful moments, they tend to go into "let's generate painful pains and wind and stuff" mode.
I'm just settling down in the tattooist's chair for some custom ink to be applied to my rear elevation, when my intestines interject, and I float a noxious air biscuit. Ew.
It'd have curled his hair, if he'd had any. Nothing was said, although Pink Goddess asked me about it later. I admitted it.
Oh, the embarrassment. If I hadn't been nearly fainting, I'd have cringed.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:12, 2 replies)
I would think "do not fart in your tattooist's face" would be one of the number one tips ever :)(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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This just made me nose-snort*clicky*
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:22, closed)
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