Oh so many
1. Knocking a painting over on stage. In front of my entire school. While dancing (in an ironic fashion, I assure you) like John Travolta. Thankfully, no-one remembers this happening.

2. My first girlfriend. Honest to God, it was so bad I genuinely think that if I bumped into her in the street the line "Yeah, that was all just me taking the piss" would wash. Creepy? Inept? 12 years old? All of the above.

3. Crying because of some minor sexual failure. I was drunk (there's a moral there).

4. My mother finding my taped Channel 5 porn, and confronting me about it as we set off on a long car journey.

5. Having a queen bitch of a girl draw tits, biologically inaccurate porn, and love notes to Britney Spears in my notepad, replace it, steal it 2 hours later, and show it to everyone. Instant leper, and I wasn't very popular to start with.

6. Trying it on with a girl while drunk, and not remembering it in the morning. Her boyfriend, while calm, was not pleased.

7. Developing a severe bladder infection and having my mother inspect my tackle because I didn't want to go to the doctor's yet. I had to turn up the music in my head so loud I permanently damaged my hearing.

8. Asking a very glum looking person "who died?". Turns out it was his sister.

9. My entire puberty.

10. The second time I got drunk (the first time went swimmingly well, surprisingly). I remember arriving. I remember drinking a lot of shots of vodka. I don't remember the ensuing 8 hours, telling a girl her breasts were too small, being punched off my chair by an unknown, or vomiting while upside down (think about it).

11. Watching a television program about someone who is suffering from senile dementia and some kind of paralysis with a friend who's father had just had a stroke. There was a good minute or so before the "OH SHIT" moment.

12. Being caught stealing someone's shampoo in halls. Yeesh.
(bad1dea, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:32, 4 replies)

All sounds pretty normal to me,
It's called 'being young'. One day you'll wish you could do it all over again, trust me.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 5:57, closed)

Fcuk me running... This ones a winner.
7. Developing a severe bladder infection and having my mother inspect my tackle because I didn't want to go to the doctor's yet. I had to turn up the music in my head so loud I permanently damaged my hearing.
(aroe_m0rre, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:06, closed)

Tell your friends to vote for me!
Please! Pretty please with sugar on top. And cocaine. I mean raisins.
(bad1dea, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:30, closed)

My mate is the unoffical cock rot doctor in Whitby.
He's had the lot, and regularly holds surgery in the pub.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:49, closed)