Cringe!
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Another pub related one - and more nudity
So, the new pool table had just been delivered, and I decided to give my mate a game.
Now, locally, there's an unwritten rule that if you get 7 balled, you drop your trousers and do 2 laps of the table with them round your ankles.
I got 7 balled.
I'd forgotten I was going commando that day.
The bar manager had videoed the whole thing...
Fast forward 6 months, my mate had returned from the Czech Republic where he'd been visiting his parents (and restocking on firewater - see my previous post). Comes up to me in the bar and, with a huge grin, informs me that the video is still doing the rounds in the Czech Republic - apparently some woman had seen it, taken a copy on her phone, and proceeded to pass it on to just about everyone she knew out there.
There's nothing like having good mates eh?
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 8:10, 2 replies)
So, the new pool table had just been delivered, and I decided to give my mate a game.
Now, locally, there's an unwritten rule that if you get 7 balled, you drop your trousers and do 2 laps of the table with them round your ankles.
I got 7 balled.
I'd forgotten I was going commando that day.
The bar manager had videoed the whole thing...
Fast forward 6 months, my mate had returned from the Czech Republic where he'd been visiting his parents (and restocking on firewater - see my previous post). Comes up to me in the bar and, with a huge grin, informs me that the video is still doing the rounds in the Czech Republic - apparently some woman had seen it, taken a copy on her phone, and proceeded to pass it on to just about everyone she knew out there.
There's nothing like having good mates eh?
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 8:10, 2 replies)
one of my crowning glories
was seven balling someone from the break. I had 7 shots, he had none, mwahahaha
He refused to do the trouser thing so I made him buy me a curry instead!
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:56, closed)
was seven balling someone from the break. I had 7 shots, he had none, mwahahaha
He refused to do the trouser thing so I made him buy me a curry instead!
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:56, closed)
I'm actually pretty good at pool
But, on the plus side - have you seen Czech women?
:)
I just think to myself it's self advertising...I'll go over with my mate sometime and (hopefully) pull like a 13 year old discovering wanking for the first time.
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:36, closed)
But, on the plus side - have you seen Czech women?
:)
I just think to myself it's self advertising...I'll go over with my mate sometime and (hopefully) pull like a 13 year old discovering wanking for the first time.
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:36, closed)
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