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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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There was no anaesthetic
Because

a) I was AS NAILS

b) no actual living tissue to hurt

c) breasts: nature's anaesthetic
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:52, 1 reply)
Double points, then.
1) Blame the anaesthetic.
2) When it's pointed out that there was none, simply reply that you must have hallucinated it under the influence of anaesthesia.


There's no comeback from that.
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