Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Not a funny one... (no change there then)My Dad was a teacher. He retired not so long ago...
In the classroom next door was a bloke teaching maths. This man was a gentle giant, known for being a joker and keeping his class on the edges of their seats with moments of silliness.
One day my dad felt the floor shake and heard an almighty thump.... Silence from next door, So my dad runs out of his room and into the back of the other classroom just all all the kids erupt into raucous laughter.
At the front of the classroom on the floor was that gentle giant of a teacher, clutching at his chest, gasping and wheezing with a look of utter panic on his face, while the kids looked on and laughed.
He wasn't joking, and he died that afternoon to the sound of laughter.
So, Once more for posterity, Here's that man's favourite phrase - honouring the curvyness of a fellow teacher. "Not to big, Not to small, Just like Mrs Gallimore"
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:33,
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...that makes me do a little cry.
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Bloody hellGot any more like that?
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So many stories this week are getting clicked because they're making me laugh......this one gets a click for the exact opposite.
*clicks*
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