Oh and another one!
I think i was about 16 or 17 at the time, but for medical reasons I had to have an endoscopy operation.

Basically an endoscopy involves some doctor shoving some uncomfortable tubey-camera thing up your ass so they can have a look at your intestines and if needs be snip off little samples of tissues etc.

At the time it wasnt embarassing as I was pissed off my face on whatever drug was given to me. I was concious though so I did know what was going on and I can remember it. Plus my dad was in the room with me aswell.

Basically they blew loads of air into my ass hole to "open it up for camera insertion" or whatever. Lots of air/gas going into ass = Lots of gas innevitably leaving ass.

I managed to hold a fart, apparently for 10 FULL SECONDS!

That in itself could be seen as embarassing, but what i said afterwards still haunts me now. I turned to my dad after said fart, open mouthed in shock at what had just happened, and in one those really fascinated childish voices proclaimed; "Wow that was AMAZINGGGGG!"

When i came round to my senses after the operation, the doctor came in to see me to check all was okay and i'd had my medicine etc. I asked if everything went ok with the operation and if everything looked alright in there. His response?

"I have never in my 8 years of doing endoscopys, had a patient enjoy the experience as much as you did earlier today"

Because normally I love people shoving fucking camcorders up my ass.

Cheers mate.
(arse_biscuit, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:00, 4 replies)

I did a little cringe for you.
*click*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:52, closed)

Could have been worse
could have been a gorgeous female doctor.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:56, closed)

i don't know if that's worse...
as it's NEVER a gorgeous female doctor.
it's me.
i am neither gorgeous nor female, but I do perform those colonoscopies.
i need a career change. been farted at for far too long.
(ohnonotagain It's worse than you thought. I'm Canadian., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 5:33, closed)

perfect username for this story...
*click*
( snee held his breath since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:45, closed)