Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Proposing a toast...One fine evening Mr. Gloom, a couple of friends and I visit the new pan-asian buffet in town. We coo at the tasteful decor (despite looking a little like the lobby scene in The Matrix), and rub our hands with glee when we see the myriad of oriental delights laid before us. Our drinks arrive, and as it's such a lovely occasion, I propose a toast by lifting my bottle of Tsing Tao and shouting "CHINK!"...
... then immediately freezing in bug-eyed terror at the enormous faux-pas I had just committed.
We haven't been back since :\
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:21, 1 reply)
NiceWell done!
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