First and last time I ever have a soup starter
I had a hideously cringe worthy moment just yesterday. I met the wife for lunch at the local Thai and we decided to have 2 course. The only problem was I was a tad jumpy in case said wife realised that the staff were a little too friendly to me, and thus realised that I'd been there more than the 1 time i'd owned up to (she doesn't like me spending money on lunch!)

Anyway, I decided to order soup as a starter, sometime i've NEVER done before or will ever do again. So the soup is ordered, is tasted and is delicious but sadly the chunks of chicken are too large to manage in one bite. I endavour to "slice" the chicken chunk with the huge blunt special thai soup eating spoon and tip the entire contents all over my lap, shirt, table, floor, shoes chair, everywhere!

So i'm frantically trying to clear up, trying not to lose face and not let on to the owners that i've made the mess of a very small child! Needless to say everyone noticed, including the table of 6 work colleagues sitting directly behind me.

Spent the entire day covered in and smelling of thai hot and sour soup.

/pop first proper post, be kind?

Distinct lack of funny or one of the infuriating puns that seem to be so popular. Also, no length joke either, as frankly I don't get them!
(mr_spongmonkey, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:04, 4 replies)

imagining you sitting there
with hot, spicy-scented loins is quite amusing.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:09, closed)

Hot and Sour Soup!
I'm more disgusted that you wasted it!

I've had it in plenty of different restaurants, and yet none have come close to how good it was the first time!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:19, closed)

This
"she doesn't like me spending money on lunch!"

is so wrong.

You need to work on your pimp hand, dude.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:36, closed)

if ever caught at that
just tell her you go there with your female work colleagues BOM CHICKA WOWOW
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:02, closed)