Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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There are worse things than being caught having sex by a parentBeing caught by her spinster aunt for example
Whilst she was leading an six year old neice into the room to get changed into a party outfit.
When its your birthday shag and as such its a bit more depraved than usual.
With over a decade's hindsight events had reached such a nadir, I should have looked over my shoulder and invited the aunt to join in but I instead uttered a small cry and lurched unsteadily to one side causing us both to fall off the bed in a sweaty naked pile of limbs.
Length? Spectacular shrinkage in the spate of less than ten seconds.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)
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