Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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No me but my mum.For some strange reason when we were having a conversation with my sister, she called her a twat.
My mum is 64 and doesn't swear AT ALL.
She cringed but we wet ourselves laughing.
We think she was aiming for twit but it came out wrong
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:29,
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I used to thinka twat was half twit and half prat.
Finding out it meant 'A ladie's private parts' was a bit of a shock at 7 years old.
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My mum does thisa lot.
I've tried telling her tactfully that it's not a cross between twit and prat.
She doesn't know what it means and I'm not going to be the one to even mention lady parts in front of her. I'll let one of the nuggets tell her instead.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:34,
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