"Are you free on friday Rakky?"
"we're having a party for Professor X as it's his birthday..."

"That sounds nice, I'd love to come"

"Well, it should be good, it's a pretty big deal.. it's *that* birthday!"

"ooh, congratulations Professor X, do you actually turn 50 on Friday then?"







"I'm 40...."

*fucksocks*
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:52, 4 replies)

Jesus woman,
do you ever stop!?

I'm loving this week's examples of your foot in mouth capabilities, does it ever get less cringeworthy for you though?
( djtrialprice, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:15, closed)

This QOTW
was made for you, Rakky. Wasn't it? :)

More please. I'm chuckling like a burst drain here.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:53, closed)

The link
between my brain and my mouth is very, very slow.

And I somehow don't seem to have learned that maybe it would be a good idea to wait for 5 seconds just to see if what I'm saying in my head sounds reasonable before blurting it out.

EDIT: and Djtp, no, it remains as painful as the first fuck up. I'm like a particularly stupid lab rat. The one who never learns that the button gives it an electric shock and thinks it's going to get food. Every. Time.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:03, closed)

Cor, you know the X-men?
;P

*click*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:37, closed)