SCIENCE!
This is the story of how my favourite teacher became one of my least favourite...

It was Biology, and Mrs Birch was telling us all about sex and willies and fannies and other fascinating stuff. We were gathered around in a small group, and she was talking about spunk. She held up a small plastic container and said,

"your typical male ejaculation would only fill about a quarter of this tube. Now, I'm not going to ask any of you boys to demonstrate this"

Cue minor laughter from the girls. Cue me, in a woefully misjudged move, cockily stating "That's a pity, I'd have done it".

Thinking this would get a laugh or at least a little kudos, I was soon put in my place when Mrs Birch handed me the container and said "that's good of you, why not use my office"

Silence.

More silence. Panic.

"uh....no....it's okay", I squeaked.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:16, 5 replies)

You should have done it
When else will you be given free licence to have a wank on school premises?

Have a click instead.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:19, closed)

hmm
I think I'd rather wank where my product wouldn't be passed around for all to deride.

"is that it?"

"not much is it?"

"Why's it green?"
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:21, closed)

I've love to think
that I'd have the balls to go into her office, spit in the container, moan loudly and present it her.

But probably not.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:31, closed)

You should
have asked whether she had any porn.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 18:14, closed)

or
if she would give you a 'hand'
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:06, closed)