Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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At Miami airport...I was about 8 years old and had visited relatives in Germany for a fortnight.
I was traveling alone*, and although I am okay in my own company, I had really missed my dad and was looking forward to seeing him.
I came out of customs and there he was, waiting in the arrivals lounge. I ran up to him, flung my arms around him, and as I gave a great heaving sigh, I hugged him with all my strength.
A strange voice said, "Err...."
I looked up and, sure enough, it wasn't him. Dad was actually 20 feet away, laughing his cock off at me as he saw what I had done.
*They used to allow this - you had to wear a big tag like Paddington Bear that let the cabin crew/groud staff know that you were an unaccompanied minor. I doubt this is allowed these days - and I doubt that any parent would want to do it anyway.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 18:01, 1 reply)
Nowadays they have to send minors by AirmailBut you still get a free colouring book though.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:00, closed)
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