Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Might only be funny to those from the west of Scotland...Sat on the underground, opposite my girlfriend.
A homeless person gets on and sits next to her.
I lean over and say to her "what's the singer from Jamiroquai called?" and sit back.
She says, over the clattering of the train, "JK."
I pretend I didn't hear.
She replies, "JK."
Too noisy, I can't hear...
"JK!" she shouts.
Then she clicks.
Jakey's a colloquialism for a tramp round these parts.
She was fucking mortified. I tried not to piss myself. I'd have been in good company.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:01, 2 replies)
hahaPerhaps I'll use that next time I'm home
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:08, closed)
It's not that good.Just saying.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 2:06, closed)
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