Once coming home very drunk,
I stumbled into the kitchen, where my dear sweet mother was cooking some sort of mushroom couscous, and, I shit you not, it smelled EXACTLY like cum. Exactly like it.

Being the incredibly subtle drunk person I was, I promptly came out with the immortal line
"God, mum! That stuff absolutely stinks of cum!"
...which would have been bad enough. But the cringe-worthy part is my mother's reply. She took a couple of deep sniffs and replied
"Yes it does rather, doesn't it?"

I shuddered all the way to bed that night.

Length? It's normally longer but it's a little cold tonight, you understand.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:06, 5 replies)

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
and, once again, eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:09, closed)

click...
... but did you eat any of it?

And did it taste exactly like cum also?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 9:02, closed)

Alas my parents were having friends over for dinner,
so I was unable to confirm this. It probably did though, my parents are pretty depraved and kinky creatures.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 12:50, closed)

/shudders visibly
I know your parents...I don't want to think of them as depraved and kinky...they seemed too...nice.

Parents have officially only ever had sex as many times as they have children, and definitely, categorically do not have any idea what semen or fanny batter smell or taste like.

_{And now all the people on here with kids are going to come and taunt me, aren't they?}

Oh, PS: Nettlesteed's Mum would like me to pass on the message that she is not the Bristol Channel, and that his Dad does not have a tiny cock, nor a preference for other men's bottoms.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 11:45, closed)

hehe!
again, hehe!
(orangejuicejohns, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 9:35, closed)