Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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pre-sleep shame spiralI hate it when I go to bed SO tired, absolutely knackered, that sleep seems a heartbeat away.
Head hits the pillow, and then BAM! that thing I did a lifetime ago twats me round the head with all the venom of a young Ray Winstone.
After an indeterminate amount of time I manage to rationalise that one in my head.
But old Ray's not done yet.
He slips another pool ball into the mix. "This one," he snarls, "this one is for that time you did that slightly embarrassing thing that no-one ever remembers but you."
And so it goes on and on.
I cringe but I cannot sleep.
Stephen?!
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nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 3:43,
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just coming(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 9:09, closed)
damnyou, I was going to do that.
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I'm having one of those nights right now.I called the Samaritans earlier, but it doesn't seem to've helped. :/ *click*
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