Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Love - OneI popped round to my friend's house to deliver a set of gaskets, as is customary around these parts. He wasn't in but his housemate was. I asked him please to put the gasket set in Dan's room and please not to bend them. I thanked him for his trouble and made to leave, and I thought I heard him say, "would you like a cup of tea?", which I mulled over, and thought, yes that'd be nice, so I said "ooh yeah I'd love one!"
-"Love one what?!"
-"er... did you just say, do you want a cup of tea?"
-"no..."
-"er.... . .. "
-"...would you like a cup of tea?..."
At this point I chickened out and scarpered... "No thanks I better get back home"
Awkward...
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:47, Reply)
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