Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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How to look like a twat at a gig.Anybody remember Phantom Blue? All female Metal band from the early 90s? They were quite good, honest.
Anyway, I went to see them at the Underworld and at some point was overtaken by utter fuckwittery. I thought it would be a wizard idea to bellow "Oi, Michelle, give us yer fucking drumsticks" during a gap betwen songs.
Yes, I know, I was a twat.
A twat who had forgotten that the drummer was named Linda...
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