Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I once made the mistakeof telling the barber that I didn't know what haircut to have, so he could do what he liked.
Bastard gave me a flat-top.
As I walked home my shadow looked like I had a square head. Thankfully I got home before many people saw me, and shaved it off.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:44, 4 replies)
same thing happend to me!i got a fucksocking mullet!
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FuckI'm nervous now. I've booked in for a free haircut at the local college training hair salon on Monday. I have very long hair and want to keep it significantly long.. to certain personal ideas of taste that I hope to convey to the hairdressing student when I sit down in the chair. But fuck, she'll be almost half my age and could do whatever the hell she wants.. she could be a nu-raver, or a goth, or an emo or whatever the kids(tm) make up next.. man, do I go? It needs cutting because good enough conditioner is getting ever more expensive. It is looooong.
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they do have a bit of leewaybut they're usually not allowed to do anything you don't want them to. i used to get my hair done at the local college, they only messed up once and the teacher fixed it no problem.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:46,
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awesomeI like your reply
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