Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Whoa!The fat bastard story below reminded me of this one.
A couple of Christmases ago I was having a drink in my local with a fellow B3tard, i, anglepoise, when we noticed a fat couple sitting across the room from us. When I say fat, they were occupying a bench designed for four and had managed to fill it all. What we didn't know was that they had Bat genes and could hear a pin drop in crowded room.
The fatties collared a passer-by and asked them to take a photo of them.
"I hope it's a wide-angled lens" cracked i anglepoise, sotto-voice
"I fucking heard that" screeched the female fatty.
To be fair, anglepoise did some of the best back-peddling I've ever seen...
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:16,
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surely the reply"You were meant to"
or
"to be fair you are a pair of fat cunts"
Would have been adequate? or did they threaten to sit on him?
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......i'm a coward and they looked hungry.
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