Ladies and Gentlemen...
Imagine you are 17.

Imagine that your family has moved from the UK to Rio de Janeiro.

Imagine that its December 31st 1999.

Imagine you are drunk on Copacabana beach.

Imagine that a 26 year old Brazilian lady, a friend of another friends girlfriend, is showing you interest.

Imagine that after a moderately vigorous kissing session she suggests that you relocate to her apartment, right at the top of Copacabana.

Imagine that you think that after several years of bad luck with dowdy English girls, a Brazilian sexbomb is going to ravage you.

Imagine you, rather unwisely perhaps, had been drinking since 10am on the beach, and had been liberally partaking of marijuana, and locally caught fried shrimp - that is, shrimp caught in the obscenely polluted local waters, and fried inside an oil drum.

Imagine your Brazilian paramour takes you upstairs and is rummaging with your undercarriage as you start to feel the involuntary twinge and pressure of a bout of shrimp induced gut pain.

Imagine she's ready for the act, as are you, when, with raging erection bouncing around, you have to sprint to her small bathroom and shit for Britain for about 30 minutes.

Imagine being a beautiful Brazilian lady, reposed naked on your bed, listening to the sounds and being assaulted by the smell, of the British boy you picked up. Imagine that when he emerges from the toilet, you ask him to leave.

Imagine that you then pick your mobile phone up and dial your friend and tell her everything.

Imagine that your friend tells her boyfriend.

Who tells everyone.

Including the British boys father, whom he is friends with.

I think that I have just about lived that one down.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 17:33, 4 replies)

never mind
probably a ladyboy
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 17:50, closed)

A good guess,
but she wasn't a ladyboy...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 18:01, closed)

Ooof!
I feel for you and I'm not even a bloke.
( girlinthehole, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 19:33, closed)

anything poo related
deserves a click! :)
(pdawg, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 22:23, closed)