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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Like, literally 5 minutes ago. I have still not stopped cringing, and yet, I will post it here for your amusement. Or more likely complete disgust.
So, I went to the bog to drop some kids off at the pool, kids were dropped off successfully, I turn towards the toilet roll dispenser and...no bloody bog roll.
FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
What to do? My eye was drawn to the waste paper basket, in which there was a load of scrunched up bog roll. Heaven be praised, I was SAVED! There was only one thing for it. I pulled the paper out of the bin, whereupon I discovered that it was all glued together. Ewwww! But of course, beggars can't be choosers.
And that is how I had no choice but to wipe my arse with my housemate's discarded spunky toilet paper.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2008, 8:52, 13 replies)
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Ewwww, ewww, ewwwwwwww!
*click*
Ewwwww....
(It'd be even better if you told him!)
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from doing that. I'm pretty sure that wiping someone else's happy-syrup on you poo-pipe means that you now like Strictly Come Dancing, musical theatre and rimjobs.
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become (edit: wo)man-pregnant.
Explaining how your housemate is the father would cause even more cringes, I'm sure.
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Ouches...
A good reason why people should always keep standby literature in their lavatories. If the worst comes to the worst, the pages can be used in an emergency.
Jeffrey Archer novels are published solely for this purpose.
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sincerely hope you don't get killed today (or any day, really). The autopsy report would raise more questions in your next-of-kin's mind than could ever be explained.
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nononononononononononononononononononononononono!
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you wiped front-to-back.
Reminds me of the time I had no bogroll, rummaged through a bin, found a used tampon wrapped with toilet-paper, unwrapped the toilet-paper and used that. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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that I am a girl. So I will not be catching teh gay. In fact, I think I should get a bonus click for being a girl who admits to stuff like this.
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