Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Cringe!I used to work in a special ed school and went on a one-day conference on reducing truancy or something equally worthy. After a series of not very interesting speeches we were split into the inevitable workgroups - one large group for each geographical area of the city. Because these were inner-city comprehensives the groups were averaging 20 to 30 teachers each.
I was directed to the table for special needs staff next to which was standing one solitary teacher who happened to be a dwarf, standing a good 3'10" tall. "Well," I said in my best friendly voice, " What a tiny little group this is! I mean, small, you know, not very big. Minute really."
The silence was long and deafening.
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i worked with dwarves once...in a professional capacity that is. a very crass drinks brand thought it would be a wheeze to have them running around bars offering free shots
on the first night things went great - i was congratulating the 'lead' dwarf or PORG* on the success - i went to give him a matey slap on the back - but he moved and a ended up patting his head
*person of restricted growth - yeah i know
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 11:39,
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