Little jugs have big handles
my mother used to say to remind my dad that us kids never missed a thing they said. My beloved would do well to remember this ...

There we were, getting ready for a "posh" night out. You know the kind. He's hired an outfit, I've got a spiffy new dress, been to the hairdressers, we're meeting others in the pub. Mainly because the "posh" night out is in one of those places where you need a second mortgage to buy a round of drinks...

He's ready first, and due to a last minute emergency involving a lost teddy, I'm running a little late. He pops into the bedroom to check on progress and finds me standing there, ready to put on the spiffy new dress. Wearing black hold ups, thong and push up bra. His eyes go wide, and he utters the immortal line,

"Well, there's a picture for the wank bank."

Only to realise that our then 3 year old daughter is right behind him. We spent the whole night praying that mummy's stern warning about repeating things mummy and daddy say in private has prevented her from repeating this to my very straight laced mother in law. Or at Nursery the following week. I'm not sure which would have been worse.

Any donations towards her future therapy will be gratefully received.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:27, 3 replies)

black hold ups, thong and push up bra.
you know the rules - no picture didn't happen

move along now, MOVE ALONG, nothing here to see

(except it's lovely he thinks of you when hes knocking one aaht)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:02, closed)

no pictures
as I used my ninja skills to have the dress on and zipped before the thought could cross his mind.....

And yes, he is lovely. A prince among men. He tells me so, regularly.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 17:38, closed)

Haha!
Sounds gooood.

Although I had to admit I had to read the wank bank line about 3 times, for some reason I thought it said World bank.......weird

*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:27, closed)