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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I am SO much more paranoid!
Here's what I do.

DON'T use Internet Explorer (or whichever software your wife/mother/flatmate usually uses to access the internet.) Instead install something like Opera. For added security don't install any shortcuts, instead launch the program from the program files folder. Opera can be very easily set to delete all traces of previous searches and browser history/cache. Better yet, it stores this stuff in its own proprietary file format, so no-one can access it "accidentally". Now just use Opera to access teh pr0n and your IE-using wife/mother/flatmate will be none-the-wiser.

Secondly, delete all porn after it's "served its purpose", if you know what I mean. What do you want to keep it for? Do you WANT it to be found?! If, for some reason, you decide you do want to archive your filth, do the following.

Download and install WinRar. WinRar is zip-like software that lets you package many files up in one file. You can also package them with a password, for added sneakiness. For double bonus paranoia points you can even delete the file extension (.rar), so Windows won't know which software to use to open it. So even if your wife/mother/flatmate finds the file they won't be able to open it. And even if your wife/mother/flatmate does somehow figure out what program opens the file they still won't be able to access it without the password.

I am the paranoia king!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:46, 1 reply)
You're not the paranoia king.
I do everything listed in my post.

I am the only person that can use this computer.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:23, closed)
Ok,
that's pretty damn paranoid!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:46, closed)

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