Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Hmmm okaySlept with my Mom's best friends daughter. Next morning waking up, still drunk. My best friend texts me
"Ha, you're like Joe and Reedy now. Will likes the big girls"
The girl was looking over my shoulder. Not wanting to hide the text and make it look like I had something to hide. I show her the text message.
Oh dear. That wasn't a good idea.
As a side note, I don't like the big girls. I was drunk and felt terrible about it, especially as she is a lovely girl and her whole family are really nice. Which just made it even more cringeworthy the next time I had to face her Mother when giving her little brother a guitar lesson.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:16, 1 reply)
I read that wrong the first time 'roundI thought you said you shagged your best friend's daughter....and it was her mother that texted you. Aaaagggg
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:23,
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