Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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independence day'is mommy sleeping now?'
so cringeworthy it makes me convulse with the sheer horrible cheese of its gag testing audacity.
that is all.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:00, 6 replies)
^oh dear god yes
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yes!My worst bit though is near the end - the Earth faces annihilation, until suddenly a British officer announces gleefully
"The Americans are launching a counter offensive!!"
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rofl harris, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:39,
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Hell yes!Followed, if I remember right, by an: "About blinking time, eh?" in an accent rarely heard this side of 1950s BBC broadcasting.
*angries*
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No its the primitive Africans(as if there are any other kind in Hollywood) Jumping about and cheering in their tribal skirts, waving their spears in the air as an alien ship crashes to the ground! What the fuck did they do? Spear it to death!
How about just the whole film?
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Right up therewith "they mostly come at night, mostly" from Aliens. Cracking film, but evertime I hear that line I wince and grind my teeth...
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just like in cooking,cheese can very often enhance a film. i find independence day rather good fun.
but that line and also 'in the words of my generation, up yours'
seem to me to be a little beyond the pale. also, one could argue they mark a high watershed in hollywood cheese. there has been cheese since, but not i think on a par.
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