Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Mrs Maudlin againShe'd gone for the bus to work one morning, and I'd sent her a text-message saying something along the lines of "missing you already".
So she replied with a rude message which contained the words 'make you cum' involving some 'going down'.
Now, the problem arises from the fact that she'd accidentally sent it to one of her work colleagues. Said work colleague bore more than a passing resemblance to Britney Spears in her better years.
Work colleague replies wanting to know why my missus is sending her filthy messages. My missus replies with several large apologies, cringing a lot on the bus. Colleague replies back.
"It's ok, I'd guessed you'd meant to send it to Maudlin instead of me. Good job it wasn't while I was pissed.."
Wank bank? I've had 2 years of mileage out of that one.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:09,
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Britney in her better years?You mean pissed, bald, with her thick black eye make-up running down her face? Fucking hell, it's giving me wood alright.
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Ummm..."...problem arses?"
Freudian slip, methinks!
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