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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Father in law tongue sandwich
Mr t0ria's mum and dad like to think they are quite posh. When I first met them, I didn't know about their insistence on kissing everyone on both cheeks to greet them, despite the fact they are in fact Welsh, not continental.

Picture the scene- Mr t0ria's dad greets me. I expect a nice friendly hand shake, He moves in to kiss me on the cheek. Surprised, I turn my face. We meet in the middle and end up lip to lip. I kissed my future father in law full on the mouth.

Unfortunately, he now seems to think that I did this deliberately, as if it is some hip "young persons" way of greeting complete strangers. Every time we meet now he goes in for a full on smacker on the mouth. I have to awkwardly try to deflect it without drawing too much attention to what is happening.

At least that is what i think is going on..... *shudders*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:33, 2 replies)
this makes me cringe more than most things
Maybe it's a northerner thing. Right there with you....Kissing people you don't know intimately is a silly thing that only leads to getting it wrong.

I've got a kissing one...

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:38, closed)
Yeah yeah!
Come on, you going to tell me you've never tried to slip him the tongue?

Tee hee

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:46, closed)

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