I think I'm going to die........
Winter is coming in Southern California, which means it's getting chilly enough to wear a sweater at night, and put the heating on low.

I went to turn the heating on last night, and my pilot light had blown in the heater. Where I live, you HAVE to call maintenance out to re-light it, due to some funky thing it has on there that prevents joe public from lighting it.

So, maintenance came out today, and left their standard "we've been and fixed your problem note". They left the note on my monitor, which, naturally is on my desk.

And so is BOB*, who I had a great session with last night while watching interweb free porn.

* for you men out there, BOB is battery operated boyfriend
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:44, 4 replies)

Mains
Is better...you'll never look back - Hitachi magic wand...:)
(Countryslicker, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:17, closed)

I say
You need to keep warm somehow.

the question is did he do anything with it?
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:25, closed)

Check
for a tide mark.
(Rsoles, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:38, closed)

Just hope..
He didn't think it was a joystick!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:32, closed)