Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Doctor HottieOne of the doctors in my local GP surgery is fit. Like really fit. She has to be one of the best looking people I've seen "in the flesh" so to speak. Absolutely gorgeous, she is. Really. Like a lot. She is known as "Doctor Hottie" for she is a doctor and a hottie.
Now, not only do I use this particular surgery, but also a couple of my mates do as well. Between us, there have been three cringe-worthy incidents:
1) "M" has, for a reason he will not divulge, been banned from getting an appointment with this lass. We want to know why, but he just goes really red whenever we mention it.
2) "T" had a very embarassing injury - he managed to rip his foreskin, which then scared funny and stopped him from being able to wee properly. Decided to get it sorted. First appointment at the GP's for this was with Doctor Hottie. He says he had to thin very unsexy thoughts as she was examining him, but there was still a slight "twicth" at one point.
3) And this is the worst, because I happened to me. I went to see Doctor Hottie for whatever was wrong with me at the time. Part of the exam required me to have my bl;ood pressure taken. As the went to put the cuff around my arm, I helpfully moved my hand forwards, to make it easier for her. unfortunately, she leant forwards at the same time. This resulted into what can only be described as "hand-to-boob" contact. It wasn't deliberate, but there was definite cuppage then an awkward pause then we moved appart. She then commented on my elevated blood-pressure.
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You need to get 'M' drunkand find out what went on. It'll surely be worth it.
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I can relate to thisMy optician is also a stunner. Anyone else with their face that close to mine I would consider as coming on to me so eye exams are confusing experiences.
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:23,
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Oh fuck...Same damn story...
I nearly kissed her once... I just felt so right.
A dark room, her breath on my neck, her hand on my knee...
*sighs*
I'm glad I didn't. Kind of.
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:27,
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