Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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oops!my then rather new gf caught me bending into a low cupboard looking, no doubt, for snacks.
she decided it would be funny to dig me in the ribs, to which i responded by unleashing a fart that sounded like the not-too-distant crackle of small arms fire, smacking my head on the drawer handle, and swearing.
bless her, she does put up with a lot :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:30, 4 replies)
*Click*What a fantastic comic image. I'm sat at work giggling like a loon.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:13, closed)
AwwwwwYour first fart in front of the GF?
I hold mine dearly, and have been known to go 3 years without breaking that barrier.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:23, closed)
similari was on holiday with my gf earlier this year, and i had stomach problems all week - loads of bloating and what not. anyway, i was dozing off one evening (i always fall asleep quickly, she's often awake just cuddled up to me when we're together) ... and BRRRRRRRRRRRP!
yeah i farted so hard the bed shook, and i woke up. luckily she was laughing and so it's not a cringe story at all. more of an in-joke for us :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:45, closed)
sound familiari was on holiday with mine, we'd eaten out at a restaurant quite spectacularly, and after many several beers, a steak the size of the isle of man and god knows how many veggies etc, plus a stroll by the sea, my poor insides were holding the kind of gas reserve that makes russian oligarchs nervous. i lay on the bed, and complained 'god i feel so bloated! i feel like a zeppelin'
she replied 'what full of hot air?' i was like- exactly.
'so fart then! she replied. 'i don't mind- everyone does it....
she tailed off into silence as my arse made a sound like a moped engine revving through a tuba.. seriously, it was ten seconds or so of the loudest, most comedically exuberant arse-bark known to mankind since the first time sprouts were cooked and served in anger.
oh how we laughed, once i'd pulled her back in through the part-open window and convinced her that no-one was trying to land a chinook on the fire escape.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:39, closed)
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