Cringe!
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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And another thing...
I have a lot of friends. Some are very nice from nice back grounds, some are somewhat less than posh. All of them are people I love dearly, even if they are rough diamonds.
Cue a day out climbing with two friends. One is Jenny (ex prostitute) and the other is Faith and her pre teen daughter Rebecca. Jenny had been very badly beaten by a client and was facially disfigured with broken teeth. Faith is a lovely woman and a good parent.
Jenny is sat in Faith's car talking about her working. Faith looks grim and I am cringing while thinking "Please God stop talking like that in front of Faith and Rebecca!"
Then Jenny turned the talk to what happened to her several months before. The talk then turns a shade darker with gratuitous use of the word cunt. Faith is getting a tad fed up with the filthy diatribe being uttered in front of her sweet young child. My head is in my hands and I know that Faith is about to say something.
Cringing as Jenny talks about clients being beaten by, for want of a better word, her pimp.
Eventually we arrive at the crag and I take Jenny around a boulder and have a quiet word.
Jenny is mortified that she had upset gentle Faith and apologies are quickly uttered. Faith takes me to one side a little later and asks that next time we go climbing, can we leave Jenny at home? The journey home is quieter and with out incident.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:12, 6 replies)
I have a lot of friends. Some are very nice from nice back grounds, some are somewhat less than posh. All of them are people I love dearly, even if they are rough diamonds.
Cue a day out climbing with two friends. One is Jenny (ex prostitute) and the other is Faith and her pre teen daughter Rebecca. Jenny had been very badly beaten by a client and was facially disfigured with broken teeth. Faith is a lovely woman and a good parent.
Jenny is sat in Faith's car talking about her working. Faith looks grim and I am cringing while thinking "Please God stop talking like that in front of Faith and Rebecca!"
Then Jenny turned the talk to what happened to her several months before. The talk then turns a shade darker with gratuitous use of the word cunt. Faith is getting a tad fed up with the filthy diatribe being uttered in front of her sweet young child. My head is in my hands and I know that Faith is about to say something.
Cringing as Jenny talks about clients being beaten by, for want of a better word, her pimp.
Eventually we arrive at the crag and I take Jenny around a boulder and have a quiet word.
Jenny is mortified that she had upset gentle Faith and apologies are quickly uttered. Faith takes me to one side a little later and asks that next time we go climbing, can we leave Jenny at home? The journey home is quieter and with out incident.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:12, 6 replies)
You write
a little bit like Bret Easton Ellis. Thats a compliment.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:16, closed)
a little bit like Bret Easton Ellis. Thats a compliment.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:16, closed)
Come on now...
Surely even someone like Jenny must have realised talking about such things infront of a child is not on.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:17, closed)
Surely even someone like Jenny must have realised talking about such things infront of a child is not on.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:17, closed)
Sadly she did not,
although a little common, she was lovely and she taught me how to give a great blow job! Shame I turned to the darkside though!
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:22, closed)
although a little common, she was lovely and she taught me how to give a great blow job! Shame I turned to the darkside though!
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:22, closed)
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