The Happy Cupple
Years ago my ex gf's sister married a disabled guy (she seemed to have a thing about going out with disabled people for whatever reason).

He was a nice enough guy, but had some mental problems because he was in a head on collision with a big lorry and must of knocked something out of his head.

Generally this would mean he would spend most of his days drinking and in a kind of mental stupor.

The ex gf's sister had no problems with this as due to the accident he was in line to receive a cool £1 million.

Obviously a wedding was quickly arranged and everything went swimmingly. Me & the gf were invited to the reception where the bride, groom and the bride’s father was well and truly wasted.

As we were sitting speaking to the parents of the groom about how he’s coping these days etc the exs' father plonks himself down and attempts to converse with some sane people (the ex excluded).

A short while later, in front of the poor disabled guys parents he shouts the immortal line "What!? You think she's marrying him for love!?"

I was actually hoping for a fight to break out, but the only thing that followed was a nervous silence.

Needless to say the ex gfs sister stayed for as long as was legally required to acquire her 'share' of the wealth while leaving the poor guy to drink himself to an early grave.

Good times..
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:25, 1 reply)

Ick
Lovely girl
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:42, closed)