Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Del BoyMy friend Tim was never v good with the ladies, but he really liked this girl that worked behind the bar.
He ordered a couple of bottles of beer, and when he'd got them he said "I think you're really nice" or some similar nonsense. He then coolly took a swig from his bottle. But unfortunately as he was holding the other bottle in the same hand at the time, he poured the whole lot down his front. He just walked back to our table and it was never mentioned again.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:13,
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I'm sure she was impressed.I would have been. Nothing says 'hard' like a man covered in beer.
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