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This is a question Cringe!

Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Football
One more. At school I was challenged to say which football team I supported.

Not knowing anything about football I panicked and said the only team I had heard of - "Wembley".
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:58, 8 replies)
That is superb
Have a sympathy cringe.

Actually I'd like another week of this QOTW.

I think it's ACE - no trace of Wednesday fatigue at all, and some late entry beauts today.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:00, closed)
I certainly agree
This is the best one since "Pointless Experiments".

Really good, and I look forward to reading the best-of.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:10, closed)
indeed
it's about time too, we've had some fucking dross recently!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:14, closed)
Yep, we have.
You, sir, have posted some crackers this week, I hope to see the Dumb Waiter near the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:18, closed)
AGREED.
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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:24, closed)

Yes, best one in ages for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:33, closed)
Easy answer
Just say "England" (or Scotland or Wales, if you're from there).

That's what I reply any time I'm asked who I support. I mean, I wasn't born in any particular place which has a local team, so there's nowhere which deserves my allegiance.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:03, closed)
Had a feeling they had a team:
Wembley F.C.
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Wembley
Full name Wembley Football Club
Nickname(s) The Lions
Founded 1946
Ground Vale Farm
(Capacity: 2,000)
Chairman Brian Gumm
Manager Ian Bates
League Combined Counties League
Premier Division
2007-08 14th

Wembley Football Club is an English semi-professional football club based in Wembley, in the London Borough of Brent, Middlesex. The club is affiliated to the Middlesex County FA.

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You've gottem now! You can even say you don't go in for the media-hyped big-four fest of the premiership, instead choosing to follow football at a more grass-roots level. WIN
(bacontrout got ska, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 12:26, closed)

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