Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Cringing on someone else's behalfIt's concerning my (soon to be) ex-wife so I'm not fussed about sharing it here.
Getting down and dirty one time, I was lapping away like a thirsty dog and digging tunnels with my fingers when I felt her buck under me (good job, if I do say so myself) and so moved my head away to inspect my handiwork.
Staring up at me from the pristine white bed-sheets was a small, almond shaped brown stain. Yup, the dirty cow had shat herself while I was being a cunning linguist. She freaked out and rushed to the bathroom to get cleaned up while I (surprisingly) laughed like a Hyena.
No wonder my finger slipped out quite easily...
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