Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Not my own personal cringe, but I was a witness.Stood around outside a scummy club in the South East, chatting and smoking and we see some young bloke getting thrown out.
We all turn to watch him shouting at the doormen and squaring up to them, letting them know how "hard" he is and what he's going to come back later and do to them.
Half-way through his finale tirade of abuse, amongst the "cunts" and "fucking wankers", from somewhere inside his drunk mind up pops the word "fraggle".
So he's stood there facing up to these massive blokes, swearing at them, and he's just called one of these monsters a "fraggle". Everyone just cracked up. He tried to carry on but no-one really cared after that.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 1:30, 3 replies)
ummm...www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fraggle
Definition #7
After the TV series. UK prison slang for mentally ill inmates.
"After he trashed his peter, the screws put him in with the fraggles."
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Wait a minuteSo does that mean Fraggle Rock was....
well shit. So much for childhood memories.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 6:52,
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Ahaha!Brilliant. Just brilliant.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 4:18,
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