Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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Here have two from a friendLately while indulging in some late night chicken at a KFC my friend spouts out of nowhere "the waitress, she's not bad looking for a chink".
To say this threw me is an understatement but after some quick hushing, we finally realize that she never knew it as a derogatory or racist thing to say. . .
Same girl asked me if Hindsight and Einstein were the same person.
she is blonde, that is all...
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......Natural Double D's, and she's 18 . . . go on picture it already
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Hindsight and EinsteinI think Mr Bin might have gone out with her in the past. An ex of his asked him if stars were holes in the sky where light got in.
He managed to convince her that his grandfather invented asteroids.
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One of my friendsbecame convinced that people who studied marketing and advertising graduated from 'Adversity'.
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I once made the mistakeof trying to explain evolution to her, that was fun, on another note i think i may now be going grey
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