Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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OoopsSo I'm on the phone to British Gas, trying to get my meter changed from a key meter to a normal one. I jump through hoops for the computerised lady who wants to me to press 1 for this and 2 for that and 3 if I'm considering the use of the phone cord as a vehicle for suicide etc. I get to the end of the questions where the computerised lady kindly informs me that she is transferring me now.
~1 second of silence~
~beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppp~
Assuming I'd been cut off, since that is the normal tone for when you have been cut off, I screamed "nice transfer you fucking bint!"
Only to hear "Hello my name is Sean, how can I..... uhhh help"
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:40, 2 replies)
Never feel badabout calling someone from british gas a cunt. They will be.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:44, closed)
Worryingly enoughone of them is coming to my flat between 12 and 2 today.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:39, closed)
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