Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Making ladies cringeEvery lady I have told this to this week has cringed so I thought 'Hey, why not share my pain with the internet?'
Recently I went to have a check up down below. I was up on the paper sheets, legs akimbo with an elderly lady peering up my nether regions. With the speculum firmly in place, I felt a slight twinge when the Dr Lady asks for some swabs. Lots of swabs. The speculum had moved, cutting my cervix, allowing my precious life blood to begin to flow out of me. I nearly vomited. I spent the rest of the day with gauze in my knickers, trying to distance myself from my own vagina.
And when being told you have powerful wall muscles, it's best not to wink at the nurse and reply 'I have been told' or she may laugh so hard she drops her tray.
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Pfft!Excellent. Not the blood-letting, I mean the tray-dropping.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:06,
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