Cross DressingThe last time I wore a skirt was not as liberating or exciting as it could have been. I'd lost a drinking game and had been given the task of running from the bar, across the road and back again whilst wearing a friends clothes as a forfeit.
Easy, I thought. I hadn't reckoned on them getting every person in the pub to block my way back to the bar whilst I was outside. I had to FIGHT my way through. And I'm not much of a fighter.
Your own thoughts on cross dressing for fun, pleasure or profit are most welcome.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 15:05)
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Mr Money ShotI've had guns put in my face, the cold blade of a kitchen knife pressed up against my scrotum by an ex, and threatened by half of the rough looking bikers in Yorkshire due to my missus been one o' their daughters, but I have never known fear like been in a gay club, as a straight man in a leather mini skirt with nowt underneath.
one of the conversations went like this:
Me: I'm flattered fella, but i like holes, not poles.
Gay Fella: I have a hole
Me: Errr...
Gay: Giving it doesn't make you gay
Other Gay lad: No, liking it does.
Me: ...errr... whose round is it.
Gay Fella: You would enjoy it
Me: Aye, but my mam warned me about folk like you,
Gay Fella: (laughing) what did she say?
Me: She said "Watch out for them puffs, they will want to bum you".
Strangely, I never wore the skirt again
I do have a nice arse though apparently
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BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 10:40,
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